57 Funny Phrases to Put on Your Bachelorette Party Shirts

Because what if you're just not the "I Do Crew" type?
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Updated Jun 23, 2020

We know the scenario all too well: You've seen a million funny phrases on shirts while scrolling through friends' bachelorette party photos on Facebook—and now it's your turn to pick one. You start to panic slightly, because you want the shirts to be original, cute and witty—but how many sayings are out there, anyway? Whether you're the bride or a bridesmaid in charge of the swag, we've got you covered. Below is a list of 58 popular phrases to put on bachelorette party shirts (and swag—go crazy with koozies and hats too!) to get your creative juices going. We've seen these sayings phrased a ton of different ways too, so you should definitely mix and match your favorites. (They're ordered by category, and if the bride's shirt has a different phrase than her crew's, hers is placed first.) And if nothing on the list quite fits what you're looking for, inside jokes and favorite movie quotes are always a safe bet.

General

1. [Name's] Last Fling Before the Ring

2. Bachelorette Support Crew

3. Team Bride

4. I Do/I Do Crew

5. Yes!/That's What She Said

6. The Bride/Bride's Crew

7. Bride/Squad

8. Get in Loser, it's [Name]'s Bachelorette

9. Flamingle With Me, I'm the Bride-to-Be/Let's Flamingle

10. Bridin' Dirty/They See Us Rollin', We're Celebratin'

11. She Said Yes, We Said [Location]

12. Conductor of the Hot Mess Express/Hop On [Name]'s Hot Mess Express or Hot Mess Express Before the Dress

13. About to Raise Hell Before the Bells

14. Bach S**t Crazy

A Drink-Loving Crew

15. Buy Me a Shot, I'm Tying the Knot/Buy Her a Shot, She's Tying the Knot

16. Pop the Bubbly, I'm Getting a Hubby/Pop the Bubbly, She's Getting a Hubby

17. Look Like a Beauty, Drink Like a Beast

18. [Name] Found Her Hunk, So We're Getting Crunk

19. Something Borrowed, Something Blue, We Definitely Party Harder Than You

20. Future Mrs./Cheers B***hes

21. I Got the Hubby/We Got the Bubbly

22. Feyoncé/We Be All Night

23. He Popped the Question/We're Poppin' Bottles

24. He Put a Ring on My Hand/Put a Drink in My Hand

25. Drunk in Love/Just Drunk

26. I'm Getting Married/So We're Getting Drunk

27. When I Sip, You Sip, We Sip

28. Bride's Brew Crew

29. It's My Party and I'll Wine if I Want to

30. Champs Drink Champs

31. Wed, White and Boozed

Nashville/Southern Locations

32. [Name]'s Last Bash in Nash

33. Getting Sh***y in Music City

34. [Name's] Last Thrill in Nashville

35. [Name]'s Nashlorette

36. [Name]'s Last Ride Before She's the Bride

37. Boots and Bling, It's [Name's] Last Fling

38. [Name's] Last Rodeo

39. Honky Tonk Hoedown Before the Gown

40. Cowgirl Gang

41. Ropin' and Ridin'

42. These Boots Were Made for Walkin' Down the Aisle

Las Vegas

43. This Is How We Roll

44. [Name]'s Rat Pack

Mexico

45. My Last Margarita as a Señorita/Drinking Margaritas With My Señoritas

46. Fiesta, Siesta, Tequila, Repeat

Nautical/Tropical Locations

47. Last Sail Before the Veil

48. Let's Get Shipfaced

49. Tank Me, I'm the Bride to Be/Help Us Tank Her Before She Drops Anchor

50. Tan Lines and Good Times

51. Mermaid Kisses and Starfish Wishes

52. Feelin Nauti'

53. Beachin' Bride/Beachin' Babes

54. Aloha Bride/Aloha Beaches

55. Sun, Sand and a Ring on My Hand/Sun Sand and a Drink in My Hand

56. Beach Bach

57. Shady Bride/Shady Beaches

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