Heidi and Adriana go wayyy back. Since 96! Adriana could not be more grateful to have her sister by her side for her big day. Just please don't cut a chunk of her hair off again, Heidi- one wedding is enough.

Dan and Steven met in law school and developed a deep bond that it would take poets centuries to describe. Spiritually, they are bonded through their deep devotion to the Church of Jasper. A perfect summer day for both of them consist of being pool side and devouring street tacos. One time Dan failed a SCUBA class and the shame has followed him for years. Ask him about kung fu and he’ll show you the sickest kick & back flip this side of the Mississippi. Out of the Dans ...he is certainly one of them.

Katherine and Adriana met in high school during gym class when Katherine got so mad at other students using her locker she threw their clothes all over the floor. Katherine was also President of the National Honor Society which made Adriana so proud she insisted on telling EVERYONE about it- even at college frat parties! Overall, Adriana could not be more lucky to have Katherine in her life and at her side for her wedding. (Just please don't egg any cars Katherine, this isn't college).

John originally started as Steven’s groomer and now has worked his way up to becoming groomsman. At one point, John represented Steven in Jefferson County District Court on a speeding ticket; it was the only time in John’s career where a prosecutor went out of their way to call one of his clients “a jackass”. The two of them love going to zoos, talking comics, and go to live concerts. When they both grow up they want to be Batman. John is only 5% disappointed this wedding is not for him & Steven.

Ainsley was born and raised across the pond in Great Britain. She moved to the States in high school where she met Adriana during bird watching club after school. Her favorite bird is the pigeon. The two have made many memories together over the past 12 years such as performing the Heimlich Maneuver on a man choking on his beans and toast when they visited the Queen in 2017. This day would not be complete without her, but it will be complete without any beans and toast. Please do not ask Ainsley to speak in a British accent as she prefers to cosplay as a Midwesterner.

David & Steven have been friends since high school. Not only is David a twin – he’s actually a triplet. In the womb, Mama Hoctor carried three triples and David absorbed one of his siblings. As a result, he has the power and knowledge of a grown man combined with that of a fetus. Movies are incredibly important to David and Steven’s friendship. Almost as important as late night runs to Raising Cane’s and / or Waffle House. Their friendship has never recovered from their 2023 double matinee screen of Asteroid City and The Flash. If the need to make small talk with David arises, be sure to ask him about the time he appeared as an extra in 2010’s Up In The Air. However, do not – we repeat – do not make eye contact with David.

Caitlin and Adriana met in high school and went to Missouri State together before Caitlin took a job working in the mysterious swamps of Florida. As a scientist, she was dedicated to preserving the swamps and would do anything to protect them. However, one night there was a freak accident where chemicals spilled on Caitlin and see fell into a radioactive swamp. She was transformed in to swamp monster that resembles an anthropomorphic mound of moss and vegetable matter. Now as Swamp Thing, she seeks to protect nature and humanity from threats of both scientific and supernatural origin.

Danny Trejo*. Groomsman. Danny Trejo is an American actor with a filmography of around 250 roles across film and television. He's known for his tough appearance and often plays criminals or villains. Trejo's career began in 1985 when he landed a role as a boxer in Runaway Train while attending a Cocaine Anonymous meeting. His face is covered in scars from acne and boxing, which became his trademark in films like Desperado, From Dusk Till Dawn, Machete, Heat and Con Air. In March 2025, Adriana was able to tell Danny Trejo about how her and Steven watched Spy Kids together the very first time they hung out. So moved by their story, Danny asked if he could be a groomsman for their wedding. * If Danny Trejo can not present, then this role will be filled by the bride’s brother, Jack Roach.

Morgan met Steven and Adriana during her first year at the Louisville Metro Public Defender’s Office. She then left the office and moved to Thailand for 9 months. Fun Fact: the plot of White Lotus Season 3 is based on Morgan’s true-life story. Can you guess which storyline is based on her life? A. She tried to euthanize her family B. She was shot at by Russians C. She accepted blackmail of $5million to not snitch on a murder D. She tried to avenge her father’s death (Twist: The answer is all of the above.) She is truly the best to ever do it.

No one understands this friendship. Are they brothers? Are they lovers? Are they doppelgangers from alternate realities? Or are they somehow the same person? We may never know the answer. It has been foretold that one will be the demise of the other. Which one will it be? Stay tuned - we are all desperately waiting to find out.

Kayse and Adriana met at the Louisville Metro Public Defender's Office. Now Kayse and Steven get to battle the justice system together in Clark County, Indiana. Prior to becoming an attorney, Kayse used to be a ring carrier in Middle Earth. Hobbits, elves, and dwarves alike would flock to the Shire to see her. Adriana and Steven are incredibly lucky to have someone of such high caliber carry the wedding rings on their special day.

Justin is CEO of the World’s Premier Food Truck Law Office – Briefs & Burgers. In his very precious free time he is a dungeon master. No – really. Not like the table top game. He has a dungeon that he runs. This guy is an entrepreneur and knows that time means money.

Erin and Adriana also met at the Louisville Metro Public Defender's office. Erin had an incredible reputation as the PD who argues in limericks only. A true poet, Erin has been invited to poem at many presidential inaugurations. She has declined, however, for fear of her poeming too close to the sun. Adriana could not be more excited to have Erin be part of her special day.

Jackington Seiffert VII - 7th of his name of those destined to protect the sea forts, champion of Gwent, and born of the mist. One time in law school, Jack had an Abraham Lincoln impersonator for a neighbor in his apartment complex. They did not get along due to an issue over parking. In hopes of getting this imposter to leave, Jack would invite him over to watch Our American Cousin, and yell out "sic semper tyrannis" every time he saw him. It did not work.