You Have Qs We Have As
What Does Festive Dress mean?
Great Question! It means we want you to dress your best but also be ready to eat, drink, dance, and be merry! If you want to wear a dress, wear a dress. Suit? go for it! Blazer, slacks, and a vintage tee a-la The Strokes circa 2003, AWESOME! If you wanna streak during the wedding, have fun just know it will probably be filmed. Remember: We will be taking photos and probably video and those are forever, so if we don't like your outfit, David and the ghost of Joan Rivers will eternally judge you!
But What will you both be wearing?
Probably suits? We haven't gotten that far... Also, this is a wedding not a 900 number.
Where is the Hollywood Palladium?
6215 Sunset Blvd Hollywood, CA 90028
Also, google is your friend.
What's the best way to get to the Palladium and all events?
While there will be limited parking at all events, we highly recommend uber, lyft, or the ride share option of your choice. Though if you chose horse and buggy we have no horse parking.
I have dietary restrictions, will there be food for me?
100% YES. Austin is a vegetarian and David has had a lifelong uphill battle with friends who are picky eaters, so I promise there will be vegetarian, vegan, and dairy free options.
Can my kids come?
We love your kids! Most of them. But sadly this wedding is 18+ with exception of David's (and soon to be Austin's) nephews because they asked nicely.
Can I bring a plus 1?
Most likely you've already been invited with one or it is assumed that you are coming with date. If you're unsure, please reach out so we can have an exact headcount by the end of July. Just make sure they don't suck.
Also, if you are an out of towner and they are not explicitly invited, we ask that only those invited attend out of towner events.
We want to get you a gift, what can we get you?
That is so awesome and generous! We love you for that. However, we have both been adulating for a while now and have all the flatware, plates, and glasses we need. Truly your presence is enough of a gift, but if the spirit moves you towards something material, we do have a registry. See nothing you like? We have a few charities that we love and would love of you to support! Still feeling material? We're all for creative and interesting gifts. Heck, if you know about David's strange fascination with taxidermy and Austin's love of Quentin Tarantino and happen to find a diorama of taxidermy mice acting out a scene of Pulp Fiction, we'll be horrified, but will accept it. ....Actually maybe not, we have cats and a sneaky beagle.
What will the weather be like?
It's LA in August, so toasty but bearable. Also, the wedding is indoors so don't worry too much about the outdoors.
David your hair is so long! Are you cutting it or doing something interesting with it?
I still have no clue, please stop asking. You'll see whatever it is at the wedding.