Best Friend/Older Sister/Interim Mom/Glam squad/Phone call just about everyday, especially before and after school

Best friend since kindergarten (LYLAS)/used to hangout in a Punky Brewster tent/college teammates and roomies (Samuel 206)

Worst responder ever/We were forced to awkwardly meet at a summer league basketball game when we were 13 and look at us now

Wrote her name on the board in 2nd grade b/c she was talking, she told me if I'd erase it we could be friends.

Knower of all the things/Down for just about anything/Claims that we became friends when I was 21, but I don't remember...

NEASTY/Hubie/NOWA neighbor/Holy Roller/World class winker/siiiisssssttttaaaaa

Fellow Gemini/Unfortunately a Panda/Groom's cousin (but more like sister)

Favorite toys as a child: Cabbage Patch Kids and My Little Pony

Visit Shibe Vintage Sports when you are in town and mention "Sal and Bridget's Wedding" for a 25% discount.

The pitcher to my catcher at Torresdale Boys Club. This was only after we would hug and pick dandelions in the outfield.

My only cousin who has had a size 32 waist since he was 16.

Walt Disney's successor hired him to clean the restrooms at the most magical place on earth (true story).

You may remember him from local productions of Annie, Bye Bye Birdie, Oklahoma, and Fiddler on the Roof. Please don't ask for autographs or selfies.

Once stared at a bonfire for 4 hours.

Bride's nieces

Groom's niece