In 2021, Megan threw in the towel on love and serious relationships. Her new motto? "Dates = free meals and a decent chat." Romance? That ship had sailed.

Meanwhile, Marco was still searching for the one. Someone who wouldn’t care about his height (or lack thereof) and could appreciate his dad jokes.

Enter Bumble—the app where bees go to buzz about. They both joined for their own quirky reasons. What started with a simple “Hey” turned into endless conversations, then a first date, and a second… and a third. Before they knew it, they were meeting each other's families, having weekly date nights, and swapping “goodnight” texts every evening.

But here’s the twist: Megan didn’t even realize they were dating yet. Marco? He’d somehow forgotten to actually ask her out. So, in a moment of pure bravery, Megan confessed she was falling for him. But before she could finish, she nervously asked, “Are you going to hurt my feelings?” Marco blinked and replied, “Wait, aren’t we already dating?”

And that, my friends, was Marco’s first lesson in Megan Logic—a lesson he’ll be learning for years to come. (Good luck, buddy!)

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