K'Town Pub Taphouse & BBQ


257 W Main St, Kutztown, PA 19530, USA
(610) 683-9275
Pop's Malt Shoppe


208 W Main St, Kutztown, PA 19530, USA
(484) 646-9509
Grab some food or maybe just ice cream
The Nesting Box


230 Snyder Rd, Kempton, PA 19529, USA
(760) 981-9518
Cow tipping


Literally any farm in the Kutztown area
The couple does not condone animal cruelty
Shorty's Bar


272 W Main St, Kutztown, PA 19530, USA
(610) 683-9602
I've never actually been to shorty's.......
Kutztown University of Pennsylvania


15200 Kutztown Rd, Kutztown, PA 19530, USA
(610) 683-4000
Stare at the Amish


Just drive around Kutztown and the surrounding area
If you drive really slow past them it's less creepy than stopping and getting out of the car
Dorney Park & Wildwater Kingdom


4000 Dorney Park Rd, Allentown, PA 18104, USA
(610) 395-3724
You gotta drive up to Allentown but that's where you'll find anything interesting