It's Orlando.

Throw an axe. Hit Cloak and Blaster. Enjoy Downtown Winter Garden. Visit our lovely lakes, the wonderful telephone system, see the majestic moose.

A moose once bit my sister. No seriously. She was carving her initials into it with an electric toothbrush-----

We are very sorry. Those responsible for adding the things to do list have been sacked.

Disney is nice. The beach ain't bad. I promise the Lucky Straw isn't sponsoring this wedding. But they're delicious.