Alex and Super Ultra Boardstraganza Bachelor Wknd
April 19–21, 2024
Alex and Super Ultra Boardstraganza Bachelor Wknd
April 19–21, 2024
Q + A
Will I get my own bed? I don't want to share a bed with any of the other hot guys.
Yes. Even if everyone on the guestlist attends each person will be entitled to 1.46 beds. Good question.
I'm planning on not having any fun. Is it alright if I still come?
Yes. It is recommended that you still come even if you don't plan to have fun.
I don't like board games. Do I have to play?
Yes. It is Alex's dying wish that each guest plays at least a little bit even if they spend the majority of their time doing other things. There may be one or two games over the weekend that he wants every guest to play together.
Will there be strippers?
Dreé said she'd rather we do tons of cocaine. Does that answer your question?
¿Wheer is ?
The address will be provided with your digital ticket after you send payment to that jerkface Chris. (It's located at:
5364 East Lake Rd.
Rushville, NY 14544)
If I fall down the stairs because I'm too inebriated to use them properly will someone help me?
Yes, but only if there is at least one person less inebriated than you. This is one of those -if you're running from a lion you won't get eaten as long as you're not the slowest- type situations.
After a fairytale weekend with the boys I won't want to go home. Will I have to?
Sorry, yeah. Checkout is 10:00AM on Sunday morning.
Tell me more about making deals, the deal bell, and The Dealstraganza Chronicles a.k.a. The Deal Quran.
Okay. Bring tasty things and instead of sharing make a deal for other people's tasty things. For example...
Brad: Hey Sam, can I have one of your Double-X IPA's?
Sam: I'm open to make a deal. What are you offering?
Brad: How about a Miller Light?
Sam: Are you ******* braindead?! This is a ************* premium beer; it's worth at least three Millers. Don't ******* lowball me you ******* piece of ****.
Brad: I don't have three left. How about two Millers and two cookies?
Sam: Two Millers and three cookies.
Brad: That's too much. You'll have to add ten BBQ chips if you want that many cookies; full size chips no broken ones.
Sam: DEAL.
Brad: I'll enter it into The Dealstraganza Chronicles. Someone ring the deal bell!
I noticed that the naming of this event isn't always consistent.
That's true. The event organizers added an additional "B".
Okay, so what's the extra "B" stand for?
The additional "B" stands for Bourbon. Alex's passion for and the prevalence that bourbon will have over the weekend prompted its inclusion in the title as both boardstraganzing and drinking bourbon will be key features.
SUBBBW=Super Ultra Boardstraganza Bourbon Bachelor Weekend