Bride's best friend since freshman year of college. Lived together for too long. Kills bugs for the happy couple while they argue over who should kill the bugs.

Brother of the groom. Has counted to infinity...twice

Bride's best friend since 2006 when they crossed paths in the col-de-sac of Beech Road. Always down to remind Lexi of something awkward they did and "everyday, no friends".

Friend of the groom. Can slam a revolving door.

Some random the bride met in a Hoboken bar and hasn't been able to shake off over eight years.

Friend of the groom. Has won a game of connect 4 in three moves.

Friends with the bride since college. Lived with her on Lincoln then Clinton Street in Hoboken. Always looking for the nearest brewery.

Friend of the groom. Can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The Woman. Hotshot photographer and keeps the vortex organized. Knows every Taylor Swift song, so we keep her around.

Brother of the bride. Can divide by zero.

Sister of the Groom. Life goal - get her sister in law blasted. High maintenance dietary needs, but knows all the names of Taylor Swift's cats, so it's acceptable.

Brother of the bride. Knows the last digit of pi.

Friend, cousin, and the reason this day is happening.