Maddy Muir - #1 draft pick
Don't let the ranking fool you, Maddy will be fine one minute and dribbling garbage the next, especially when it comes to speeches and if she offers you a ride home, politely decline.
Ben Vidic - The Dark Knight
Ben is known for his rapid weight gains/losses similar to Christian Bale. Rumour has it he hasn't had a carb for 3 months but still has the same suit size, expect him to undo a few buttons without being asked.
Gabby Huddleston - Runner
If you can't tell we're related and you'll soon see why, if you're struggling to make conversation, pull up a pew and she'll take care of you!
Alex McFarlane - Dog breeder
After finding a dog-sitter for his 382 kelpies, Alex will no doubt be nestling in comfortably in his natural, rural habitat. Well known for being able to 'sell ice to an eskimo' - don't negotiate the price of a bundy red with the farmer unless he throws in a couple of pups.
Kat Grant - Rover
Quick on her feet, likely to be double parked and first on the dance floor. So if you need a dance partner she's your answer.
Sam Wundke - Professional break dancer
Often mistaken for a sour fruit, the big man loves a chilled apple cider and can't be missed on a dance floor. Has worked hard on his rig through the Covid era in the hopes of becoming 'prison-jacked', he likes it when people go up to him and squeeze his biceps.
Meg Sinclair - Full forward
If you're not first your last. Meg will be hanging for a beer after running here from Tassie, so watch your drink or else it may sink.
Callum Wilkie - Colgate model
After somehow going through 26 years of life without working out how to smile for a photo, Callum is hoping to 'fake laugh' his way through each photo as the bride....goes marching in.