I have had Jim Gaffigan's wedding standup segment echoing in my head throughout this entire wedding planning process. When wedding dress shopping, all I could hear was: So that the bride can pretend to be a PRRRIIIIIIIIIINCCEEEEEEEESS!. When working on the registry: Because they've done NOTHING!


And because I'm the bride, I have royal permission to add a tab to this website to share the standup link:
https://youtu.be/C7fZBoNjqqY?si=nH-6qhwk6tz2qq5s

I delegated choosing a knife for the registry to Mr. Wittlinger and he has spent hours, days, and now weeks diving into comparative youtube videos and in depth analysis of every possibility. When checking back in on Facetime each night, some new knife related item had made its way onto the registry.


So if you find yourself in need of a knife consultant, Cody is now an expert on cutting boards, which blades for which purpose (stay with the Axis: Japanese or German), the best cleaning products for both, the best sharpening tool, the best storage device, and I'm likely not educated enough at this point to know what else.


So if you're wondering why half the registry is knife related, this is why. It amuses me greatly.