Big sister - also believes herself to be second mom. Used to buy me subway sandwiches if I scored a goal in soccer - may also serve as a way to get me to babysit more often. Wrote on her Facebook wall once apologizing for telling her I didn’t like her. Rarely gets mad at me because I’m her little sister - even that time I broke her kitchen table

Mr. Sean is a guy who left god's green earth long ago to go fight in a battle far far away on the planet Deveron where he was sent to destroy a Sith. After a successful mission he rejoined mankind where he currently is undercover as a normal guy.

Met in college when her life was "ruined" due to getting a new roommate. Crys like Kim Kardashian, didn't have a date to my brothers COVID prom so took pictures kissing a Truly, and was actually nervous we would not be friends after college. 6 years and almost two weddings later, we are still counting!

Mr. Wojo is a man who mysteriously went MIA a couple years ago. Legend has it he was fighting the furious indigenous people of Pitcarin Island. But what are legends if not based in truth. Presently, in his free time he likes to touch live electric wires, by doing this he believes he will gain "powers".

Meg or "shut up meg" as she is affectional referred to by the family. Is a woman who claims to be a twin of the groom but lacks any evidence in support of these claims. She also has claimed to be "human" but that has yet to be proven. In her free time she likes to stare at cats and say "mere" in an effort to make friends? Anyway she's cool.

Brother of the Bride! Gets the best personality traits from his sisters. Enjoys flexing and not having a shirt on. Recently became a Marine. Taking bets on how long he lasts without a tie around his head.

Dillon. Dillon? Dillon is most known for creating a popular type of mustard back in the 13th century. But back then, the effects of erythroxylaceae, a native plant of south America, were not yet known. Over the years this new type of mustard grew in popularity reaching all over the old world. But alas it had no name. Dillon found himself in a quarrel. As legend has it, one of his fellow scholars asked the humble man what the name of this delicious treat should be. In a fit of brilliance, he said name it after me! Dijon!

Nicest girl you'll ever meet, never says a bad thing about anyone. kicks ass at working out and actually enjoys running marathons. totally has her shit together - very inspirational.

Mr. Woodcock yes that's his real name. Cool dude enjoys playing guitar and used to be able to run miles at a time. Now mostly enjoys drinking beer and hanging out.

Started off as a work friend, clearly pretty cool because now she’s in the wedding. Saved my life at a Zach Bryan concert then drove me all the way home. Good friend, highly recommend

Fondest memories include giving each other horrendous make overs and making up cousin dances in an attempt to get our parents to agree to a sleepover (unsure if it ever worked). Switched shoes with me on my 21st birthday because my feet hurt and apparently you’re not allowed to be barefoot in a bar

Also included in horrendous makeovers and dance routines. Lots of sleepovers with lots of McDonald’s breakfast. Is currently working on getting her celebrity crush to show up to the wedding

First nephew for the bride and groom! Enjoys football, UFC, and running back & forth screaming "Ready, Set, Go!". Will finesse you into believing he is going to pee on the potty then run around the house ass naked. Does not shy away from giving smooches and will most definitely steal your girl.

Second nephew for the bride and groom! Not sure what he's into yet but he could most definitely do with less smooches from his older brother. Smiley, chill dude who appears to enjoy peas. Will be second in line to steal your girl.

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!