Amy would like to make it abundantly clear that Bob was in charge of this page. Thank you for your patience, and pray for Amy. She has to deal with this (hilarious) bullsh*t for the rest of her life.

It's Tommy Bahama, but make it fancy!

Fellas, wear a Hawaiian shirt and a nice pair of pants.

Ladies, honestly I don't know... ask Amy?

Okay I asked Amy for you… she says “fun sun dresses and, like, sandals”.

According to ChatGPT...

For men: Wear a black tuxedo with a black bow tie, a formal white dress shirt, black patent leather shoes, and consider accessories such as cufflinks and a black cummerbund, suspenders or a waistcoat.

(Bonus points for a top hat.)

For women: Opt for a floor-length evening gown, elegant jewelry, sophisticated heels, and a clutch bag, ensuring the outfit exudes formal elegance.

The "Optional, but Encouraged" Part: This means if you don't have a tuxedo, a black suit will suffice. If you don't have a floor length evening gown, a formal dress is still stunning.

BUT... there is nothing better than an excuse to get dressed to the nines. And unless any of you are hiding an Oscar worthy acting career from us, weddings are the only chance you got to throw on a tux or a fancy dress, and drop it low to a very classy mix of your favorite mid-2000's middle school dance songs all night long.

If you have black tie attire (tuxedo or gown), we want you to feel comfortable wearing it! This is not just for the groomsmen and bridesmaids! If you don't have black tie attire, then don't sweat it - the formal back up plan will still grant you admittance to the dance floor. It's optional, but encouraged for a reason. We want everyone looking their best, but feeling even better. Luckily there will be plenty of booze to help with the latter!

Call us, we don't bite!

(But Bluto might...)