Will has known Jerry since 2nd grade. After having lost touch, they reconnected in a magical meet cute inside a Buffalo Wild Wings. They have been inseparable ever since. Wish Andrea luck for also being married to Will. Topics of conversation may include: cigars, corvettes, golf, and knowing someone everywhere he goes.

Andrea and Alex first met during sorority recruitment in 2012. Alex then became Andrea's Alpha Delta Pi big sister and helped her survive undergrad. Without Alex, Andrea never would have known the true amount of nachos one person can ingest. Topics of conversation may include: practicing medicine, Spongebob Squarepants, being too short for the top cabinet, and of course, nachos.

Travis is in the rare and highly coveted position of a sharing a gene pool with Andrea. Through sheer dumb luck, Travis met Jerry years before Andrea did, not that she's mad about it or anything. Topics of conversation may include: cardio for charity, THE Ohio State Buckeyes, solar power, and how to steal the blue eyes in the family.

Jerry has been lucky enough to know Abby for her entire life, for virtue of having been 10 years old at the time of her birth. Andrea met her in 2019, and has since recruited her to be on Team Make Fun of Jerry. She is a natural. Topics of conversation may include: flying planes, giant trucks, memes, and being the funniest person in any given room.

Despite having lived within 5 miles of each other all their lives, Andy and Jerry became close friends during undergrad at NIU. Even having lived with one another, their friendship has persevered to this day. Andy now loves Jerry so much he decided to move to Wisconsin to be closer to him, and for that reason alone. Topics of conversation may include: electric cars, engineering, riding bicycles, and being in love with a ginger.

Jenny made the brave decision to marry Will in 2021. As such, she is the nicest and bravest person Andrea has ever met. She is the leading researcher on How to Survive being the Third Wheel to Will and Jerry. Jenny is a crucial element of the Stoll/Root/Cray family unit, and we would all be lost without her. Topics of conversation may include: probiotics, growing a human, baking delicious things, and being a saint.

Andrea has been living with West, as one would with chronic disease, since about 2007. Travis and West are inseperable and therefore West became a permanent installation in the Stoll family. West met Jerry while in undergrad, and there is where it all began. Andrea is insistent he only get partial credit for them meeting. Topics of conversation may include: food without gluten, repairing cars, BBQ, and annoying Andrea.

Tracy came into the fold during undergrad at NIU. Despite Jerry, Will, Andy, and West being men, she persevered in being their friend. Upon meeting Tracy, Andrea later remarked as having felt as though they had always been connected. Topics of conversation may include: teaching ungrateful 18 year olds, outrageous amounts of higher education, avoiding direct contact with the sun, and being from Missouri.

Andrea has known Sydney her whole life, and has vastly enjoyed watching her grow up, fall in love, get married, and have an adorable baby. The experience has been breathtaking, even though Andrea knew Sydney was just trying to become her the whole time. Topics of conversation may include: being mother to an adorable baby, being unfairly good at sports, getting all the good hair genes in the family, and teaching.