Andrew & Taylor
Andrew & Taylor
Q + A
I want to look super cute; what should I wear?
Taylor's dad insists on showing up in a Hawaiian shirt, and since it's his wedding and not ours, we will allow it. Think vacation dressy. Be as formal as you want, but no shorts or denim. We're not classy but we're not NOT classy. Also, avoid ice skates and six-inch stilettos; the ceremony will be in a forested area and the reception will be on grass.
Spending a fortune to fly to Hawaii during the height of tourist season isn't enough - where is your gift registry?
We'll be passing around a hat during the ceremony. Please no gifts larger than $5,000 and NO DONATIONS IN OUR NAMES TO CHARITY. WE ARE THE CHARITY. FIND IT HERE.
Is my kid allowed to come and ruin your wedding?
Everyone listed on your invitation is welcome to attend, however please be aware that Jurassic Park was filmed in Hawaii and it's a well-documented fact that children have been eaten by velociraptors.
How do I get to the venue?
To ensure a successful arrival, don't fly Spirit Airlines LOL!! Sunset Ranch is located on the North Shore, about an hour from the airport in Honolulu. An optional shuttle will be available to take guests staying in Honolulu/Waikiki to and from the venue. There is also limited parking at the ranch, which will be reserved for those with a rental car who want more flexibility (i.e., your toddlers go too hard on the pineapple daiquiris and need to dip out early). There's also a helipad if you want to upstage us on the most important day of our lives.
I'm on a cleanse and I only eat deep-fried tuna casserole.
Is...is that a question? Whatever, when you RSVP, please let us know of any special dietary restrictions and we will accommodate you. We love you.
When should I arrive in Hawaii?
First of all, it's Hawai'i. Show some respect. Second of all, we'd recommend arriving at least a day early to be on the safe side. We're not having a rehearsal dinner because apparently Arby's doesn't take reservations.
Is there a Covid policy?
Yes. If you have Covid, please don't attend. All other illnesses will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Please list all underlying medical conditions and current medications when you RSVP; like diseases will be seated together.
Can we eat at the world-famous Mama's Fish House restaurant?
Wrong island. That's on Maui. We hope you're a strong swimmer.
Are there going to be any other planned activities aside from your wedding day?
Seriously? You're already looking for other things to do? Probably, we dunno. Maybe we'll all get matching tattoos at a poké bar. We'll be in Hawaii a few days prior doing some wedding prep, and we'd love to hang out. Who wants to come with us to Costco while we buy alcohol?
Speaking of alcohol, is this event B.Y.O.B.?
Yes, you are required to bring your own bread; it's the yeast you can do.