“Everyone always thought that Robin was gay. I guess Anna proved us wrong.”

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Wayne Gretzky, Micheal Scott"

“I like big butts and I cannot lie”

“Rivals to teammats to besties”

“Somewhere out there, Tigger is proud of how far we’ve come”

"Prepare for trouble. And make it double."

"This picture was from my birthday and Anna was skating so hard and fast that she ended up bruising her palms and ass from falling so hard"

"Here is a photo and quote for Anna"

"Peel out"

"Who would have thought a mutual love for Pokémon would have led to making one of my best friends in life. Thanks for justifying spending all those hours on video games growing up."

“Always protect Michael the way you protected me in Paris. Michael, you’re in good hands!”

“Statistically, 50% of marriages end in divorce. So it’s either them or me…”

"This is the first pic Anna and I ever took and after several months of hanging out, she had just recently realized my name wasn’t Madison."

"Anna and I met in PA school. We bonded over a cadaver leg and thankfully never looked back."

“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.”

“Anna, if Michael starts acting up and is causing problems, remember the wise words of Joseph Stalin…"