B: Our story begins on one hallowed eve in the dead of night.

T: Uh, what?

B: It was tumultuous and harrowing-

T: Our love story?? No, we met at a super-bowl party.

B: And it was harrowing to watch the mighty Bengals be defeated by the unjust Rams. Don't you remember? That was how we first bonded! Over our fake love of the Bengals!

T: It's true, you sat next to my roommate, Jared, and started talking about who to root for.

B: Then you came and sat next to him and we spent the next six hours convincing everyone in the room to root for the Bengals.

T: In that time we also made a deal that if the Bengals lost, I would eat an entire jalepeno pepper, and if they won, you would have to.

B: Lucky for me they lost. ;)

T: Yeah haha. Just one jalepeno and many other fun adventures since that day has made up the last two years of our lives!

B: And what a wonderful ride it's been...