We will be holding a competition for the best wedding photos of the day, as captured by you, our guests. Lucrative prizes will be awarded for the following categories:

- One for the Mantelpiece

- Best Candid Shot

- Most Captionable

Runners up will receive a very generous life sized cardboard cut out of Steve Irwin.

As St Clements is a small place with small parking, we encourage car / taxi sharing wherever possible. Please let us know if you have room in your car or taxi / are looking for someone to share with, and we will do our best to match people up!

We will be providing a most legendary magical bus from the church to the reception, however places are limited, so if you would like a spot please make sure you RSVP and let us know as soon as possible - they'll be given on a first come first serve basis.

Taxi fare from Woodland Valley back to Truro is around £35 - we definitely recommend leaving it to total chance and not booking in any way, while attending our rural and remote nighttime event.

Peasantry camping available on site for £8 per person per night. Exquisite nobleman's lodgings available in surrounding environs (self-sourced).

Respectfully, the age brackets for this event are 0-1 years or 18+. Children always get too drunk at weddings and make fools of themselves.

We very sincerely only wish for your presence and companionship at our wedding day party. There will be a small postbox available on the day though, if you will insist on imparting your words of wisdom / a 24 piece dinner set / honeymoon in Aruba.