Central Christian Church

Ceremony

Bride's childhood best friend, once microwaved her phone to charge it, Groom's biggest bully

Groom's brother from the same mother, probably practicing his golf swing

Bride's childhood best friend, flight attendant, pizza tycoon, needs to be cut off by 11pm

Groom's best friend, aspiring plumber, 6'4 (single)

Bride's childhood best friend, former vegetarian, future Walmart CEO

Groom's best childhood friend, biggest 5'10 post threat the nation has ever seen

Bride's soon to be sister-in-law (could do better), plant enthusiast, and cat lover

Groom's college best friend, engineer, 6'7 (not single)

Bride's sister, washed up motocross rider, thinks if you don't like Nickleback you're lying

Groom's good friend, LeBron's #1 fan, master debater 

Groom's good friend, yes man, +44 golf handicap

Groom's nephew, has a gluten allergy, son of best man