Once upon a time, in the sweaty, adrenaline-fueled realm of CrossFit Woburn, amidst the clang of weights and the echoes of grunts, two souls collided at the daily 8 am class. Little did they know, their destiny awaited, wrapped in a flurry of kettlebells and burpees.

Bri, a UFC enthusiast and a devout disciple of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, caught the eye of Shane with her knowledge of specific UFC fighters and of obscure films like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." But here's the kicker: they had never exchanged a single word before Shane summoned the courage of a warrior and slid into Bri's DMs on Instagram. A bold move, indeed.

As their digital tête-à-tête blossomed, it became apparent that they were kindred spirits, united by their love for Rainbow Kitten Surprise (the band, not an actual rainbow-colored feline) and their shared devotion to the gospel of Tim Dillon's podcast (an obscure comedian). When they later discovered their mutual adoration for Joe Rogan's musings, this only solidified the cosmic bond between them.

And thus, their journey began. From CrossFit companions to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu buddies, they embarked on a quest filled with sweat, laughter, and the occasional bruise. Together, they still attend Crossfit or Jiu Jitsu each morning, have seen two live UFC events, several comedians (including Tim Dillon) and more importantly, countless concerts and festivals, where their hearts truly synced to the rhythm of the music they love.

Now, as they prepare to take the ultimate plunge into matrimonial bliss, Bri and Shane invite you to join them in celebrating their love story—a tale as wild and unpredictable as a round of double-unders after leg day. So grab your protein shake and your dancing shoes, because this is just the beginning of their epic adventure.