Ivy is a sister of the Bride.

Their relationship consists of: Going out of their way to get Starbucks even if it’s 7 pm, sending each other reels, trying to teach Brooke to ride a horse.

Strengths: Literal Strength, Horse Girl, Last Name is Conner.

Weaknesses: No weakness only strength, Caffeine withdrawals, Likes the taste of cat litter.

Willow is a sister of the Bride.

Their relationship consists of: going on dates to chilis, professional yapping, and stealing each others makeup.

Strengths: Being a Mermaid, Major Baller, last name is also Conner.

Weaknesses: Chicken Fajitas, not being 21, wants to have 17 different careers.

Grace is a cousin of the Bride.

Their relationship consists of: bartending shenanigans, trying to make bad wedding decor look good, and the portal game.

Strengths: Basically Dr. Doolittle, loves everyone, killer voice.

Weaknesses: refuses to pay for Spotify premium, singing lower than fortissimo, 82 jobs (might be a strength tbh).

Charlotte is a friend of the Bride.

Their relationship consists of: chaotic camp counseling, Boba, talking about going places and never going.

Strengths: Handy woman, feeding starving children, pro city driver.

Weaknesses: Cannot see in sunlight, lives in Illinois, spackle.

Anna is a friend of Bride.

Their relationship consists of: laughing at nothing, also Boba, questioning authority.

Strengths: thrifting, tall, throwing children’s luggage.

Weaknesses: also thrifting, tall, throwing children’s luggage.

Jake is the Brother of the Groom.

Their relationship consist of: corn hole, spilling paint, Magic the Gathering.

Strengths: girl dad, can control middle schoolers, carpet hockey.

Weaknesses: plays trumpet, gamer, terrible boss.

Jonah is a friend of the Groom.

Their Relationship consists of: trying to play louder than each other instead of just getting a new practice room, frisbee golf, playing Magic the Gathering on the practice room floor.

Strengths: got married first, playing clarinet while watching TV, spilling tea.

Weaknesses: never finishes his breakfast, never knows what’s going on, cares too much.

Riley is a friend of the Groom.

Their relationship consists of: aimlessly walking around Walmart, Call of Duty, yelling at pedestrians.

Strengths: killing zombies, laser tag, obliterating raccoons.

Weaknesses: girl hair, theater kids, perv ‘stache.

Anton is a friend of the Groom.

Also the President of Sax Club.

Their relationship consists of: calling each other “sweetie”, playing fugues, running for office.

Strengths: making t-shirts, growing a beard (but he won’t), THE PRESIDENT.

Weaknesses: anti-photogenic, classical saxophone, none (he is the President).

Jon is a friend of the Groom.

Their relationship consists of: Noodles & Co, Drum Majoring, Mitch looking up.

Strengths: tall, trombone, Lisa's favorite son.

Weaknesses: tall (again), band kid, performance degree.

Joe is a friend of the Groom.

Their relationship consists of: Call of Duty, flirting with each other, and blowing up soda bottles.

Strengths: his pronouns are USA, swole, shoots things.

Weaknesses: is skipping the wedding for some lame deployment thing, ginger, the sun.

Ashlynn is the niece of the Groom.

Their relationship consists of: her being scared of Mitch, her loving mitch, her being scared of him again.

Strengths: adorable, Bluey Super-Fan, oldest grandchild.

Weaknesses: baby, sunglasses, frosting.

Bill is the Grandfather of the Bride.

Their relationship consists of: “lemon tree very pretty,” “see this finger, see this thumb,” and "let me show you these pictures from Africa."

Strengths: cooking literally anything, common sense, growing zucchinis, last name is ALSO Conner.

Weaknesses: staying up past 6 pm, cannot be barefoot ever, never wears shoes.