Bruce & Cat

February 25, 2023 • Chandler, AZ, USA

Bruce & Cat

February 25, 2023 • Chandler, AZ, USA
Valentine
Valentine - Maid of Honor
When it comes to art, she's the total package. Video editing, painting, and Twitch streaming. You name it, she's done it. Valentine holds the title of the Brides Favorite Daughter, Maid of Honor, and Person With The Worlds Brightest Hair.
Marsha
Marsha - Bridesmaid
No, not the one from the Brady Bunch. Aside from being the Sister of the Bride, she wrangles taxes and grandchildren like a modern day Wonder Woman. If Wonder Woman was born in Michigan, this is what you'd get.
Becky
Becky - Bridesmaid
This is Becky. She is currently working towards a career in Nursing. This is appropriate because her cooking can cure more than just hunger. When she's not creating cancer curing Canollis, she can be found rolling her eyes at whatever her brother, the Groom, is doing.
Chrissy
Chrissy - Bridesmaid
Aside from pursuing a career in public service, she's also known as Sister of the Groom. She'll typically claim this title when the Groom isn't being too "Cringy". She is also known to moonlight as Deadpool for countless charity events.
Trevor
Trevor - Best Man
Though this man served in the Navy, he really deserves a Medal of Honor for having dealt with the Grooms shenanigans since high school. He is one of the Grooms best friends and has been with him through thick and thin. It's also said that this man can eat his weight in mashed potatoes...
Chance
Chance - Groomsman
I present to you...The Bride's favorite son. When he's not delivering happiness to those around him (Fed Ex), he's probably making some kid rage on League of Legends. In his first interaction with the Groom, Chance soundly defeated Bruce in combat (Magic the Gathering).
Brian
Brian - Groomsman
Not only is Brian a Navy veteran, but he's also the current reigning High Impact Wrestling Heavyweight Champion. He's also been like a brother to the Groom for eons. When Brian isn't putting people through tables, he's known to relax with his loving wife and enjoy the occasional game of D&D.
Bob
Bob - Groomsman
The man, the myth, the Legend. As far as grandfathers go, the Groom couldn't have been blessed with a more amazing and accomplished role model. When Bob isn't doing countless hours of charity work with the Knights of Columbus, he can be found relaxing with his cat and enjoying a cocktail or a glass of wine.