"Messages"

What Andrew thinks it means: A text message...?

What it actually means: Groceries - As in "I'm going down the shop to get me messages in"

"Dooter"

What Andrew thinks it means: ??

What it actually means: A Walk - As in "I'm going a wee dooter down the road"

"Rare"

What Andrew thinks it means: The way a steak is cooked

What it actually means: A bit strange - As in "He's a rare boy"

"Handlin"

What Andrew thinks it means: Handling equipment or a handling fee

What it actually means: A absolute nightmare of an experience - As in "That storm was a whole handlin"

"Red/Brown ding"

What Andrew thinks it means: Not a clue

What it actually means: Red/Brown Sauce - As in "Pass me the brown ding"

"Foundered"

What Andrew thinks it means: A mispronunciation of founded

What it actually means: Freezing - As in "Jesus I'm foundered"

"Lock"

What Andrew thinks it means: A mechanism for keeping things secure

What it actually means: A quantity of something - As in "Get me a lock of buns at the shop"

"Broke"

What Andrew thinks it means: Bankrupt or got no money

What it actually means: Embarrassed - As in "Eee I'm broke for you"

"Bars"

What Andrew thinks it means: A place to drink beer

What it actually means: Gossip/Scandal - As in "Tell me the bars"

"Jook"

What Andrew thinks it means: A type of car, a Nissan Jook (Duke in English)

What it actually means: A Look - As in "Give me a wee jook at that dog"

"Good Steever"

What Andrew thinks it means: Not a bloody clue...

What it actually means: A forceful blow most likely a kick - As in "If you don't behave, you'll get a good steever up the arse!"

"Dirty Butter"

What Andrew thinks it means: Butter that is dirty

What it actually means: A person that doesn't wash - As in "Dirty butter"

"Boggin"

What Andrew thinks it means: Something to do with marshland

What it actually means: Dirty/Filthy - As in "You're boggin"

"Poke man"

What Andrew thinks it means: Ffs, not a clue

What it actually means: The ice cream man - As in "Get me a poke from the poke man"

"Hoke"

What Andrew thinks it means: To spit something out

What it actually means: A blow with the elbow - As in "I'll hit you a hoke"

"Heel"

What Andrew thinks it means: The back of your foot

What it actually means: The bottom or last slice of bread - As in "Throw the heel away"

"Eejit"

What Andrew thinks it means: An Idiot

What it actually means: An Idiot - As in "You're an eejit ye"

"Wee"

What Andrew thinks it means: Going to the toilet to do a wee or something small

What it actually means: Something added on to the start of a sentence (Doesn't actually mean small) - As in "Wee Billy fell on the road"

C&A

The Wedding of Caoimhe & Andrew

12:45 PM

12:45 PM

Guests Arrive

1:30 PM

1:30 PM

Ceremony

2:00 PM–4:00 PM

2:00 PM–4:00 PM

Welcome Drinks and Photos

4:00 PM

4:00 PM

Wedding Dinner

7:00 PM

7:00 PM

Evening Reception

9:30 PM

9:30 PM

Evening Buffet