Well, our story is not very traditional, by any means. I was swiping away on tinder, as we do, and I saw my good friend Lucy! But she had another person with her. She was looking for a double date. I didn't think too much about it, but looked through the photos, and was quite smitten with her hot cousin. I attempted to message Lucy in hopes that this mystery hot cousin would reply. But nothing.

A month goes by, and Lucy asked me to be on her intermural slo-pitch team at UVIC. Duhhh, baseball is my true love. I said of course!

At the first game, I was on deck and low and behold, the mysterious hot cousin was in front of me. I didn't recognize her cause she had a hood on, later I would come to know that she is cold 365 days a year.

I ran over to grab the bat from the previous batter, and said, watch out, safety never takes a holiday. She laughed, more at my stupidity, but I later learned she loves silly jokes. I was up, and hit a homerun! As I ran home I was giving fist bumps to everyone, but when I ran by Lucy and Cassie, they were too cool and didn't put their hands up, so I knuckle bumped their boobs....

At this point, she could no longer resist me. My charm, humor and swagger were too much. I dm'd her later, lied and said I liked hiking cause she did. We ended up talking for 4 hours, and I went to her house for a game of crib. I lost, don't worry, she is the crib loser now, but still managed to steal a kiss. I guess my kissing is the best she's ever had, so she invited me to stay the night. I said yes, but no funny business. I can't take her home to see my parents if she was sloot. I woke up and she was leaving to go on a hike, and said goodbye. I looked through a few of her drawers, drank out of her milk carton and headed home. Wasn't sure I'd see her again, I couldn't really read her.

But, as I'm pulling off the highway to my house, she called and asked where the hell I was....I said I left cause she left. She demanded that I come back, again, I assume cause my kissing is that good, so did. That was the day I never went home. Date one, will be my last first date.

We fell more in love each day.

That's our story and it's still going.

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