On a fateful January Morn, Andrew decided to listen to a friend's advice and try Match.com, to which he saw Cassandra, a local electrontrix, business owner, and equestrian, and liked what he saw so much, he ponied up the $13 membership to talk to her. Wearily, and shocked to see such a magnificent specimen of maleness could be found in Cape May County, she also upped her membership, and the two made arrangements to meet.

Alas, fate would intervene, as Andrew was stricken with Malarone induced stomach ailments before he would depart for the Dark Continent of Africa! Andrew feared Cass would think he was ditching her, so he frantically added her to social media so she would see he was on the up and up.

After weeks of conversing the two finally met for lunch. The hero of our story cannot remember his meal, but the two still share a laugh over her gargantuan Cobb Salad, 11 years later. So smitten was he with she, that when, after a three hour lunch, she asked him out to dinner two hours later, they met again that day for their second date...

thus began the Ballad of Cass and Andrew