Welcome to the final show, I hope you're wearing your best clothes. Please arrive between 12-12:45 to allow for time to get seated.

Hey baby, I think I want to marry you! Please note this is an unplugged ceremony.

Allow me to reintroduce myself. Canapés while toasting to the bride and groom.

Food glorious food. Hot sausage and mustard.

Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean.

I'm coming up so you better get this party started. There will also be an evening buffet.

Take me home, to the place I belong ...