Taylor is the nicest man I know. He can play the freakin bassoon. I first met Taylor when he sang Christmas Shoes for a church play, but we became friends when he had to get rides from Alex all the time.

Burge is the incarnation of positivity. He tastes exactly like the inside of a pumpkin. I first met Burge in high school band, but we didn't become friends until we learned he was like level 50 in World of Warcraft.

Josh is the greatest person to talk to while walking through the forest. He can throw a frisbee like you can't even believe. I first met and became friends with Josh playing hackey sack outside of the Band Room at ELHS.

Spivey is a rock and a pillar in my life. He has seen at least a few movies. I first met Alex at the neighboorhood swimming pool in elementary school, but we became friends when he told me his dad had a theater in their basement.

Tyler is constant source of joy and fun in my life. He's my favorite "racecar" "driver". I first met Tyler in high school, but we didn't become friends until like waaaaaaay later, when he moved into The Cherokee House after I left.

Andrew is the most faithful person I know. He is your captain speaking, and he's gonna make sure you get to your destination on time. I first met Andrew in 3rd grade when his dad and my dad became friends.