Nickname: Maddie, Maddog, Aunt MayMay | How long you’ve known me: since you were 15 years old. | Our most embarrassing moment: the real one can never be told. | Other weird or infesting facts: Both parents were adopted. Found my biological grandfather. Discovered I came over on the Mayflower in the same loins as the Criddles, so we are 10th cousins. Played trombone competitively. Raised a bull with zero prior experience.

Nickname: Rachel McComb How long you’ve known the bride: Nine years going strong | Embarrassing moment with the bride: Jumping on air mattresses in the lake at the yacht club in dresses | Interesting fact about you: I can do the worm

Nickname from CJ: F | How long you've known the bride: Since Birth | Most embarrassing moment: Getting yelled at in the library when we were little and supposed to be buddies but you were trying to ditch me so you could run the isles looking for blue light specials while I hollered after you like an idiot. | Interesting fact: Can wink like a doll

Nickname from CJ: Chairs | How long you’ve known me: 24 years, 8 months, 12 days | Our most embarrassing moment: H‑E‑B after swim practice, we almost ran our cart into - well, Cierra knows. 😉

Bethany Barnes Nickname CJ gave me: Betho | How long you've known me: Essentially birth | Embarrassing Moment: Back in let’s say, 2012, CJ asked if i wanted to have a sleepover at her house but I did not want to so I went to text my Dad and say “Hey Cierra wants me to spend the night but I don’t want to. Can you tell me that i’m not allowed?” but accidentally sent HER that message instead. | Interesting fact: Can pat head and rub belly at same time

Nickname CJ gave me: Depends on her mood… but Chaeli usually does the trick | Length of time: Evacuation of the womb | Embarrassing Moment w/ Cierra: There are so many… Whenever Cierra first got her license we almost ran over a woman in the parking lot at HEB… the look she gave us, I’ll never forget | Interesting fact: I have no ACL

Nickname: Ridge | How long you’ve known me: Most of all of your life | Embarrassing moment with me: TBD | Interesting fact: Has been in a few commercials

Name: Cayde Heflin Nickname: Blaker or me? Caydo | How long you’ve known me: however old Blake is 23 years? | Embarrassing moment with me: when we were little I was probably 12 or so Blaker was 10ish his parents used to have a electric fence that went around the property and it was cow rated would shock the crap out of you. Well I told Blake if he peed on it it would make his pecker bigger! Sure enough he dropped his shorts (he always wore shorts with no underwear everywhere he went) he peed like there was no tomorrow! a race horse can’t pee as much as he did that day. | Interesting fact: anytime Blake would eat something and he liked it he would moan and not know he was doing it. And do It for the entire meal, not just one bite.