Sister of the bride. Life long advocate of the dessert first party. Mom to two boys and two dogs. Will give away which card she put down in Cards Against Humanity by giggling before it’s read.

Brother of the bride. Has a mullet and a BMW. Big Eagles fan. He NEEDS you to know that. Catch him on the dance floor drinking hard cider before the wedding even starts.

Friend of the bride since high school. Will always bring coffee and (jelly) donuts to any occasion. Like so many jelly donuts. Gives the best hug you’ll ever experience. Ever.

Friend of the bride since high school. Has a six drawer dresser just for yarn. And a suitcase. And at least 3 bags. She’ll knit you anything you want. She probably has her yarn on the dance floor. Just ask her.

Friends of the bride since elementary school. Is the human equivalent to the 😂 emoji. Has the coolest one-eyed husky you’ll ever meet. You should ask her about it.

Friend of the bride since college. Avid concert goer. Has been more excited to meet the band’s dads’ than the actual band. Proud cat mom. Not cat lady- yet.

Cousin of the bride. Only person to successfully match bride’s sarcasm and RBF. It must be genetic. Will likely be the Bridesmate with the clipboard the day of. World traveler and vacation organizer.

Sister of the groom since she was born. Professional fangirl. Could give you endless information on anything from One Direction to the Muppets. Hasn’t seen the floor of her own room in months. Can someone please help her find it?

Friend of the groom since college. Inside Ken there are two wolves. One is named Psychic and the other is named Penelope. They are locked in an eternal struggle, and once every 7 years they fight for control of the vessel under the light of the full moon.

Friend of the groom since college. The Alaskan Bull Worm. King of the Salmon, the Bears, and the people of Kodiak Island. Enemy of dairy, and heir to the Anchorage Throne. First of his name. The King in the North!

Friend of the groom since birth. Cousin since 2018. This guy saves lives. A real medical professional. He has off on the night of the wedding though, so if you have one too many tequila shots and you get hurt, don’t ask Sal for help.

Friend of the groom since college. El’s job is LASERS. If you’re mean to me, El will vaporize you with a laser beam. You don’t wanna test me on this. I’ve seen it before and it looks really painful to be vaporized. You’ll have to take my word for it.

Friend of the groom since college. A member of every band in Nashville. Scheduling must be a nightmare, especially when he’s also the President of the Tennessee Italian-American Society and heir to the Sal’s Pizza fortune.

Friend of the groom. In the event of an apocalypse, Tim has enough board games to keep us all entertained for years. And each one comes with a 300 page rulebook, so there would always be something to read!

Brother in law to the bride. Future BIL to the groom. Megan’s plus 1 for life. Dad to two boys and two dogs. The chef of the house. If Bad Bunny comes on… just get out of his way.