Our love story began in July, 2019 with a right swipe. Deborah challenged Jeff to a game of basketball. However, Deborah later wisely audibled to a lunch of salads and seltzers at Posto in Gramercy, New York. Jeff unwisely wore a key lime green polo shirt to the date, which he has wisely never worn again.

While Jeff approached Deborah in his distinctive attire as she waited to meet him in Union Square, Jeff decided it would be a good idea to prank Deborah and say he couldn't make it. Despite Jeff's hijinks and questionable fashion choices, the date went well enough that Deborah agreed to a second date. And another one. And another one...