Is slightly bitter that Bronson is the best man

Dustin's brother, people tell us we look alike but we don't see it.

Is the reason for our (now) platinum season ticket member status with the Padres. (You're welcome, everyone!)

The doctor of the group

Made Dustin promise he would wait 2 years to propose within an hour of meeting him

Enabled Dustin skipping school to party in "College"

Has to deal with the heartbreak of being a Padres and Chargers fan... at least he has the Lakers

Is missing D&D for this

5th Quarter All-American

Is the only reason that Julie knows anything about football. Go Steelers!

Creator of 400 cup Beerpong

Yes the mustache is real

Would rather be at the birth of his 1st child than celebrating with us.

Yes, you read that right. Bear!

She has to do the job from doggie heaven, but she would rather attend in spirit only anyways.

He takes his job a little too seriously, so he will be actually be attending from a far.