If missing; find the nearest garage.

Queen. Slay. Go off.

Who drank all the craft beer?

If this woman asks you to play a game of one-on-one; say no.

Believe it or not folks; he's the responsible one.

Careful of this one in the church.. she may burst into flames.

Parents most definitely RSVP'd for him.

They be like smooth (what?) Can you teach me how to dougie?

Keep away from styrofoam and folding tables.

She'll have a shirley temple on the rocks.

If heard uttering phrases "where to next?" or "come lobet"; feed water.

Don't worry guys.. she goes to school in Milwaukee.

hmu @KingDoug

Nobody can pop-lock-and-drop-it quite like this sapphire.

Engineer. Girlfriend guy. Allergic to nuts.

Studies dirt at Princeton. Frequently loses things. Walks like a duck.

Impossible to get ahold of but will send incredible memes.

The angst runs deep.

Best third wheel to live with. Cat guy.

Down bad crying at the gym.

Where we dropping?

May or may not be fully clothed for the ceremony. Big Dolly Parton fan.

When the **** did we get ice cream?

Enjoys laying down and eating. I am his and he is mine.