On the fabled night of November 30, 2013, two lonely hearts came together. Jesse, a friend of both, was growing tired of hearing about them being alone. So in his infinite wisdom, he gave them each others phone number telling them "Stop bothering me about being alone, bother each other."

Todd and Erin's first date was an accidental recreation of her parents first date back in 1985, going to Fridays in Westbury. Sensing that he was the one for her, Erin and Captain Sweatpants kept this relationship going.

Todd also knew Erin was the one for him. Thinking that she is cute, liking her dimples and tolerating her moods. He soon confessed his love for her, but not quite getting it correct. It wasn't just love but it was Zululu. He was very nervous and developed a stutter.

In front of the Bellagio Hotel fountain in Las Vegas, on the morning of December 26, 2018. Todd asked Erin to be his wife. He did so before she had breakfast, in attempt to guarantee that she would say "Yes". Todd opened the box with a post it note that states "Engagement ring" on it. She said yes. He cried. She ate breakfast. All was right in the world.

They are planning their wedding as well as the rest of their lives together, and I wish them all the best.

Let's go Mets.

Written by the esteemed David Zaldivar (Brother of the Bride)

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