David and Erin met on Facebook dating, and a few days later, they met at the Penguin Again in Oconto Falls for wings. They didn't want the date to end and went to a movie in Green Bay. After the next date in Escanaba, Michigan, they were official and stuck together like glue ever since. She still has never had a pasty.

David is a catlord, stenographer, amateur musician and righteous dude who proposed in a pirate costume and threw a pokeball at her. Erin is a lovely gal who loves her some hair metal and is a enormous sweetheart.

They bond over Zelda, Star Wars, chicken wings, and karaoke.