So… let begin at the start.

Evelyn was a girl who for years stocked me. It was weird. We connected at an event where I blamed her for the accident…she pooped herself.

Juliocesar, me, messaged her on facebook with the classic, “Hey I was going to text you but then realized, I don’t have your number”. She didn’t get it at first. Yet, she did give me her number and that Tuesday we went on a date to a seafood boil place. It was AKWARD! We didn’t eat much, because we didn’t want to get all messy. Fast forward to today, I have to wipe her mouth sometimes because she gets all the garlic and butter all over herself. Yet, we have gone on long walks, went to Chicago a few times, and cooked some awesome meals. Thought all the laughs and hard times, we have decided to be with each other full time and forever!

(She just asked if I was being poetic, so, here I go)

Someone please buy the golf clubs and the smoker!!! PLISS!! WE need them!