I will be making:

* Caribbean Jerk Turk & gravy

* Zesty mac n' cheese (Island Boi style)

* Hawaiian sweet roll stuffing

* Assorted desserts and snick-snacks probably

What I would enjoy to be brought:

MAIN MEAL:

* A muthafuckin' HAM (please)

* Mashed Potatoes

* Green bean casserole (Make it like a person who cares and PLEASE don't use anything canned, especially mushroom cum soup)

* Greens of any sort

* Corn casserole

* Fuckin' baked ziti

* Rolls, cheesy scones, cheese rolls, corn bread, scone bread, corn bread cheese scones, cheesy breaded corn rolls

* Squash, carrots, whatever wacky veggies you kids are into

* I guess you can bring that cranberry bullshit if you want

* More gravy?

Dessert:

* Apple Pie (this is a must)

* I don't give a shit about pumpkin pie but you might, so get it I guess

* If you can find Italian Rainbow cookies I will personally suck you off

* Crumb cake

* More pies

* Whatever, who really cares about dessert