Åse - Matron of Honor
**Astrological Sign: Sagittarius**
**Birth Order: Younger Sib, 2/2**
**Hidden Talent: Knowing names and remembering them**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Country, especially Cowboy Carter**
**Favorite Soup: Gnocchi Soup**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: Amy Schumer**
**Spirit Animal: Sloth**
Callie - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Virgo**
**Birth Order: Oldest (twin younger brothers)**
**Hidden Talent: Loon calls**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Taylor Swift**
**Favorite Soup: Corn Chowdah**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: Idk a lot of people tell me I look like some chick from the Bachelorette**
**Spirit Animal: Rabbit**
Erin - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Aries**
**Birth Order: Daughter Superior**
**Hidden Talent: Accents, or forgetting someone's name 3 seconds after they tell me and then trying to covertly get them to tell me their name again**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Stadium Country**
**Favorite Soup: Italian Wedding Soup**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: Miss Piggy from The Muppet Christmas Carol on a good day**
**Spirit Animal: Wolf**
Alyssa - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Gemini**
**Birth Order: First born**
**Hidden Talent: Turning any leftovers into amazing nachos**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Fetty Wap**
**Favorite Soup: French Onion, but it needs to be in the bowl with the handle and have melted cheese on top**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: Dobby**
**Spirit Animal: Otter**
Summer - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Pisces**
**Birth Order: 2/2 or 5/5 but the baby either way**
**Hidden Talent: Dog training**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: All the songs my third-graders request that mess up my algorithm**
**Favorite Soup: NO SOUP FOR YOU!**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: Uncle Eddie (Who doesn't love a dickie?)**
**Spirit Animal: Osprey**
Emily - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Aquarius**
**Birth Order: Only child on one side, Oldest on the other**
**Hidden Talent: Foosball**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Country, and the kind of metal where it's just loud noises and men yelling**
**Favorite Soup: Chicken Noodle, with crusty bread for dipping**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: I feel like I don't have one...?**
**Spirit Animal: Crow**
Danielle - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Sun - Scorpio/Libra cusp, Moon - Aries, Rising - Aquarius**
**Birth Order: Sole survivor**
**Hidden Talent: I can open doors with my toes**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Lamp Chop**
**Favorite Soup: I really have a sick clam chowder problem**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: I've been told Shailene Woodley. I endorse Daria.**
**Spirit Animal: Otter**
Joe - Bridesman
**Astrological Sign: Sagittarius (But actually doesn't matter cause they're made up and the Earth's wobble makes chart signs developed 2000 years ago off by exactly 1/12 of the night sky, i.e. 1 full sign. Yes, that means if I were born a Roman I would be a Scorpio).**
**Birth Order: Youngest of 5**
**Hidden Talent: Sleep farts that replicate the sounds of a jazz trumpeter**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Ska**
**Favorite Soup: Hungarian Mushroom**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: Keanjew Reeves**
**Spirit Animal: Sea Urchin (spiky on the outside, soft on the inside, salty all over)**
Brady - Bridesman & Brother of Bride
**Astrological Sign: Virgo**
**Birth Order: Youngest (Haley's lil' bro)**
**Hidden Talent: Why tf would I tell you, it's hidden (but I can solve a Rubik's Cube)**
**Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Ska (or if that will cause the groom to kick me out, then go with Drake)**
**Favorite Soup: Butternut Squash**
**Celebrity Doppelgänger: **
**Spirit Animal: **
Dan Desmond - Groomsman & Brother of Groom
[-- How They Met John --]
With hardly a year's age difference between them, John can't remember a time when he didn't know his "little" brother.
[-- What They're Known For --]
An infectious laugh and physically overshadowing his "big" brother since middle school.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
Instantly naming what Disney movie came out in a given year.
Mike Noel - Best Man
[--How They Met John--]
Ski Club and Lacrosse at Bishop Guertin High School
[--What They're Known For--]
A cool-headed engineer-turned-farmer with a penchant for taking the road less traveled and always on the lookout for creative solutions.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
Former bassist and founding member of the acclaimed ska band, Skananigans!
Mike Schultz - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --]
Ski Club and Lacrosse at Bishop Guertin High School
[-- What They're Known For --]
Being equally enigmatic and down-to-earth; is he chilling at home or sampling the world's rarest coffee in Malaysia? Who knows...
[-- Hidden Talent --]
Former saxophone player of the acclaimed ska band, Skananigans!
Zack Roberts - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --]
Awkward high school freshmen with a mutual appreciation for eclectic music.
[-- What They're Known For --]
The funniest deadpan comedian you'll ever meet.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
Picking up someone else's instrument and playing it just as well, if not better, than the owner.
Dan Balogh - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --]
A fellow BG alum with an affinity for music of the heavier variety.
[-- What They're Known For --]
Fast cars, highly technical metal, and Top Secret stuff for work.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
A majestic afro that appears with approximately 1/8 the frequency of Halley's Comet.
Eric Skogsholm - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --]
Yet another BG alum...see a trend?
[-- What They're Known For --]
A kind and mild-mannered norseman whose friendly demeanor belies the humorous party-Viking within.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
A prodigious producer of electronic music.
Artie Murphy - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --]
Kindergarten? First Grade? Honestly, we've lost track....
[-- What They're Known For --]
A snarky prankster (to the chagrin of his older and younger siblings) with who seems unimpeded by gravity.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
Nailing the ending dance sequence from Napoleon Dynamite in a highly-convincing costume.
Keenan Dillard - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --]
Cross Country and Track at McKelvie Middle School.
[-- What They're Known For --]
A warm, friendly air with an equally sharp wit.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
Knowing about the next big act in music 6 months before you do.
Zack Silversmith - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --]
Pre-school? We'd have to check whenever this photo was taken...
[-- What They're Known For --]
Equal parts low-key genius and charming funny-guy.
[-- Hidden Talent --]
Performing a flawless rendition of the piano outro to Layla.