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Haley & John

Saturday, September 13, 2025 • Dover, NH, USA

Haley & John

Saturday, September 13, 2025 • Dover, NH, USA
Åse
Åse - Matron of Honor
**Astrological Sign: Sagittarius** **Birth Order: Younger Sib, 2/2** **Hidden Talent: Knowing names and remembering them** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Country, especially Cowboy Carter** **Favorite Soup: Gnocchi Soup** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: Amy Schumer** **Spirit Animal: Sloth**
Callie
Callie - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Virgo** **Birth Order: Oldest (twin younger brothers)** **Hidden Talent: Loon calls** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Taylor Swift** **Favorite Soup: Corn Chowdah** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: Idk a lot of people tell me I look like some chick from the Bachelorette** **Spirit Animal: Rabbit**
Erin
Erin - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Aries** **Birth Order: Daughter Superior** **Hidden Talent: Accents, or forgetting someone's name 3 seconds after they tell me and then trying to covertly get them to tell me their name again** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Stadium Country** **Favorite Soup: Italian Wedding Soup** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: Miss Piggy from The Muppet Christmas Carol on a good day** **Spirit Animal: Wolf**
Alyssa
Alyssa - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Gemini** **Birth Order: First born** **Hidden Talent: Turning any leftovers into amazing nachos** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Fetty Wap** **Favorite Soup: French Onion, but it needs to be in the bowl with the handle and have melted cheese on top** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: Dobby** **Spirit Animal: Otter**
Summer
Summer - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Pisces** **Birth Order: 2/2 or 5/5 but the baby either way** **Hidden Talent: Dog training** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: All the songs my third-graders request that mess up my algorithm** **Favorite Soup: NO SOUP FOR YOU!** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: Uncle Eddie (Who doesn't love a dickie?)** **Spirit Animal: Osprey**
Emily
Emily - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Aquarius** **Birth Order: Only child on one side, Oldest on the other** **Hidden Talent: Foosball** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Country, and the kind of metal where it's just loud noises and men yelling** **Favorite Soup: Chicken Noodle, with crusty bread for dipping** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: I feel like I don't have one...?** **Spirit Animal: Crow**
Danielle
Danielle - Bridesmaid
**Astrological Sign: Sun - Scorpio/Libra cusp, Moon - Aries, Rising - Aquarius** **Birth Order: Sole survivor** **Hidden Talent: I can open doors with my toes** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Lamp Chop** **Favorite Soup: I really have a sick clam chowder problem** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: I've been told Shailene Woodley. I endorse Daria.** **Spirit Animal: Otter**
Joe
Joe - Bridesman
**Astrological Sign: Sagittarius (But actually doesn't matter cause they're made up and the Earth's wobble makes chart signs developed 2000 years ago off by exactly 1/12 of the night sky, i.e. 1 full sign. Yes, that means if I were born a Roman I would be a Scorpio).** **Birth Order: Youngest of 5** **Hidden Talent: Sleep farts that replicate the sounds of a jazz trumpeter** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Ska** **Favorite Soup: Hungarian Mushroom** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: Keanjew Reeves** **Spirit Animal: Sea Urchin (spiky on the outside, soft on the inside, salty all over)**
Brady
Brady - Bridesman & Brother of Bride
**Astrological Sign: Virgo** **Birth Order: Youngest (Haley's lil' bro)** **Hidden Talent: Why tf would I tell you, it's hidden (but I can solve a Rubik's Cube)** **Least Favorite Music Genre/Artist: Ska (or if that will cause the groom to kick me out, then go with Drake)** **Favorite Soup: Butternut Squash** **Celebrity Doppelgänger: ** **Spirit Animal: **
Dan Desmond
Dan Desmond - Groomsman & Brother of Groom
[-- How They Met John --] With hardly a year's age difference between them, John can't remember a time when he didn't know his "little" brother. [-- What They're Known For --] An infectious laugh and physically overshadowing his "big" brother since middle school. [-- Hidden Talent --] Instantly naming what Disney movie came out in a given year.
Mike Noel
Mike Noel - Best Man
[--How They Met John--] Ski Club and Lacrosse at Bishop Guertin High School [--What They're Known For--] A cool-headed engineer-turned-farmer with a penchant for taking the road less traveled and always on the lookout for creative solutions. [-- Hidden Talent --] Former bassist and founding member of the acclaimed ska band, Skananigans!
Mike Schultz
Mike Schultz - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --] Ski Club and Lacrosse at Bishop Guertin High School [-- What They're Known For --] Being equally enigmatic and down-to-earth; is he chilling at home or sampling the world's rarest coffee in Malaysia? Who knows... [-- Hidden Talent --] Former saxophone player of the acclaimed ska band, Skananigans!
Zack Roberts
Zack Roberts - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --] Awkward high school freshmen with a mutual appreciation for eclectic music. [-- What They're Known For --] The funniest deadpan comedian you'll ever meet. [-- Hidden Talent --] Picking up someone else's instrument and playing it just as well, if not better, than the owner.
Dan Balogh
Dan Balogh - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --] A fellow BG alum with an affinity for music of the heavier variety. [-- What They're Known For --] Fast cars, highly technical metal, and Top Secret stuff for work. [-- Hidden Talent --] A majestic afro that appears with approximately 1/8 the frequency of Halley's Comet.
Eric Skogsholm
Eric Skogsholm - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --] Yet another BG alum...see a trend? [-- What They're Known For --] A kind and mild-mannered norseman whose friendly demeanor belies the humorous party-Viking within. [-- Hidden Talent --] A prodigious producer of electronic music.
Artie Murphy
Artie Murphy - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --] Kindergarten? First Grade? Honestly, we've lost track.... [-- What They're Known For --] A snarky prankster (to the chagrin of his older and younger siblings) with who seems unimpeded by gravity. [-- Hidden Talent --] Nailing the ending dance sequence from Napoleon Dynamite in a highly-convincing costume.
Keenan Dillard
Keenan Dillard - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --] Cross Country and Track at McKelvie Middle School. [-- What They're Known For --] A warm, friendly air with an equally sharp wit. [-- Hidden Talent --] Knowing about the next big act in music 6 months before you do.
Zack Silversmith
Zack Silversmith - Groomsman
[-- How They Met John --] Pre-school? We'd have to check whenever this photo was taken... [-- What They're Known For --] Equal parts low-key genius and charming funny-guy. [-- Hidden Talent --] Performing a flawless rendition of the piano outro to Layla.