Once upon a time, in a fantasy land far far away, there was a girl working as a bartender at Chuys Tex-Mex, and a boy working as a server.


The two worked together every weekend, and with time, a torch was lit.


Each weekend, a certain Wanda Huskey would come to dine on Sunday for lunch.


The boy took this opportunity to spill his entire life story to Madam Huskey. After hearing of the young mans romantic woes, Wanda decided to take matters into her own hands. She chose to throw her (stunningly beautiful) daughter under the bus, by offering her hand in marriage.


“Why dont you just marry Hannah?” She said.


Hannah was shocked and mortified to hear this later that afternoon. The boy, Elijah, was giddy and laughing as he recounted the event. He thought it was hilarious.


He also thought she might be onto something.


And so, throughout the summer, the torch began to grow. Elijah decided to ask Hannah on a date on the evening of July 2nd, 2022. He picked her up in his royal carriage, (a blue Honda Accord), and off they went to see Buzz Lightyear and have a meal at Connors.


On July 10th, after seeing her eyes light up when presented with Olive Garden breadsticks, Elijah gave Hannah a necklace, and asked her to be his girlfriend.


Exactly one year and five months later, on December 10th, 2023, Elijah decided to take Wanda up on her offer. Elijah gave Hannah a ring, and asked her to marry him.


The two plan to begin their Happily Ever After (Presented by Larrys Pistol and Pawn) (NOT Pandora Jewelry), on the evening of September 7th of 2024 with all of their closest friends and family. It is sure to be a magical evening.