Long arms, known as White Gorilla. 🦍. Zach’s best brother from the same mother.

Hope’s second favorite brother Marcus. Married to Kristi. Father to a handsome Mr. Salvator James and a bad, bad Bandit.

Hope’s favorite brother. Older of the two Rinaldi brothers, but stays out of the sun and is aging better.

Tommy boy made friends with Zach over a simple thought, calories per bite and they were best friends ever since (also a bad ass ranger).

Zach’s buddy from his short tenure at SU. Upstanding citizen and future lawyer, extremely ideal given Zach’s track record. Solid dude and debatably Hope’s favorite of Zach’s friends.

Bauer hour. Garesy poo. This man has been around Zach from the Solvay years, through UB. He even waited a few months just to finish Ranger school together! A man of class.

Hope’s friend from college, but became besties after being trauma bonded by the world of public accounting in NYC. Ty EisnerAmper for the mems. Also mother to Jackson’s girlfriend Kiki 🐶

Hope’s fav sister-in law. Hope is still confused why she married her second favorite brother Marcus. Mother to a handsome Mr. Salvator James and a very naughty Bandit. 🤭

Another of Hope’s friends from college. Bonded by their hatred and love for accounting, specifically tax accounting (the worst kind). Lindsay and Hope are both the best and worst influences on each other. Did we finish grad school ? Absolutely. Did we go to Kellys multiple days a week? Absolutely.

Hope’s sole Syracuse friend she met during the COVID years. For some reason, Jess did not find her to be a complete psycho, but rather comedic relief. Both Hope and Jess have been friends ever since and both relocated to warmer weather ☀️

Another of Hope’s friends from college and her freshman year college roommate! Hope awkwardly shook her hand after meeting, but for some reason, Tori has been one of her besties ever since. She should totally move to Savannah GA. Mother to a handsome Mr. Boozer 🐶

Zach's older sister. Can bench more than most men and Hope’s friend from dance when they were younger.