My partner in crime since the day we met as you can see from our photo. We met the Big Hurt. Loves pork roll. Biggest heart. The girl got taken out of Jersey but Jersey did not get taken out of her.

Little sister from another mother. Budweiser and a shot of Tito's not chilled. I once saved her from getting abducted.

Bonus daughter and the smartest person I know

Bonus daughter, If we make it the whole wedding with her keeping her dress on, it will be a successful night

He will steal your girl with his smile

The Nose. Mentor. Family. Absolute one of a kind. Disregarded marshal law for party supplies.

Qualms because he has no qualms, slowest golfer on planet earth, big butt. Once put down a whole fifth of Jameson with me and then slept in his car

Switzerland, salt of the earth. Scariest person in the world when he gets angry. Only got angry once, I was scared. Godfather

King of the eight hour dates. Best dressed guy I know. Taller than you think. Handsome. Really really good dude.

Challenger of social norms. Owner of every business you can think of. Dream supporter. Awesome party thrower.