If fishes were wishes and you had three, would one of them be to go to my wedding with me?

Erin, you're a genius! "yeah, I get called that a lot" what, a genius? "no, Erin"

Act up and she will come for your knee caps

Please leave your turtles at home, they are not safe with this man on the loose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HFzrWXq0wI

If he lost to you in a board game, no he didn't, he let you win.

An absolute queen who doesn't even need a crown because she can make her own out of her hair.

You can always catch her with a Truly in hand... just kidding, her liver doesn't work

Yeet (Yeet) Skrt (Yeet) Yeet (Skrt) Skrt (Skrt) Roll up (Yeet) Drop that (Yeet) Skrt that (Yeet) Pop that (Yeet) Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy You never loved me mom But I needed you woah, yeah

If you aren't a cat person, you aren't a Sam person

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

If you want to befriend her, name drop Taylor Swift

She asked herself and she said it was okay.