Becca is Jess's sister-in-law. Becca is the sister that Jess always wanted, and she will be forever grateful that her and Cam found each other. Becca and Jess became friends by cracking jokes at family events and planning pranks for family members (watch out for April fools day). In Becca's free time, she enjoys taking shots of tequila and humbling my brother, Cam. Jess's favorite memories with Becca include playing three man at restaurants, because who doesn't pregame before family dinner?

Maddie is Jess's best friend. They met in college and became friends after graduation. Maddie and Jess spent much time together making posters and planning greek week. Maddie's favorite thing to do is drink. She drinks every weekend and thinks five days without drinking is a long time. Bless her soul. Jess's favorite memory with Maddie is when they went to 1875 Winery for Jess's birthday and had a wait time of two hours. In those two hours they drank heavily, then even more at dinner. Lili had the honor of being our DD, sorry Lili.

Macy is Jess and Christian's friend. We all roomed together in Virginia for two years, so we all got to know each other well. We lived together through COVID, drank a lot, and spent some holidays trapped in our apartment. Some of Jess's favorite times with Macy include watching Greys Anatomy and playing shotsketball. Macy's favorite song is "Pop Out" because every time it came on it was time for a shot!

Jenae and Jess met all the way back in Buffalo Elementary. They rode on the same bus and became bus buddies! Jenae has been a constant in Jess's life for a long time, even when they were in college and didn't see each other unless they were home on break. Meeting up and having a few or seven beers was what they did to catch up. In Jenae's free time, she likes to explore breweries with her dog Reggie and spends copious amounts of money traveling back to PA to visit her friends and family.

Alyssa and Jess met back at Freeport High School when Alyssa moved into the area. By senior year Alyssa and Jess became close friends. Alyssa is like our friend group's voice of reason. She's honest but lets you down easily. In Alyssa's free time, she enjoys spending time at the pool with her sweet daughter, Kennedy. When it's mom's night out, she likes to go out early, get home at a reasonable time, and have food that Parker always makes sure to have ready for us.

Morgan and Jess have know each other since Morgan’s freshmen year of high school. She was Jess’s catcher for two years in high school. Since then they’ve been important parts of each others lives. In Morgan’s free time she likes to take her dog to the vet and spend hundreds of dollars to find out there’s nothing they can do. Morgan is a free spirit with a huge heart, Jess is lucky to have someone as crazy and caring in her corner.

Lili is Christian’s little sister, who slowly warmed up to the fact of having a sister. Jess has known Lili since she was in sixth grade. Lili and Jess slowly started to get to know each other and realized they have a lot in common. For example, Lili is blunt and sassy, so is Jess. They both also love a good party (Lili maybe more than Jess). In Lili’s spare time she likes to nap and drive her Mustang 100 mph on the highway… Sorry Charity.

Kelly and Jess instantly clicked when they first met in 2019. They’ve taken many trips together with the boys to Columbus and other various destinations. Kelly is someone who always uses logic and reasoning when discussing issues, advocating, and problem solving. She is Jess’s voice of reason. In Kelly’s spare time she enjoys going to the bar and making sure Frank doesn’t say anything stupid. Sometimes she can’t hold him back though, just ask Hunter’s fiancé. All love Kell, all love.

Tyler and Christian were roommates during the first semester of college. Christian and Tyler played soccer together in college and still play soccer multiple times a week together. We can't forget about how they both played Tennis. They were double partners, not only on the court but also in their hearts (sorry, Maddie). Some of Christians's favorite memories with Tyler include all the traveling and drinking we all did during COVID in Pittsburgh, Virginia, and of course on Zoom. Christian's favorite thing about Tyler is his competitive nature. For example, when his wife (Maddie) drinks heavily he finds it necessary to drink more than her.

Christian has known Justin since he was five. Justin enjoys traveling, even to Michigan... We forgive him for that. He also enjoys hiking and the outdoors. We enjoy his dark sense of humor and how he accepts the bullying from Christian's family (Julie). Christian's fondest memories with Justin includes all of their airsoft battles. They would often get shot in the face, but not on purpose. Their aims, not the best...

Christian and Frank met on Christian's overnight at Thiel College. They played soccer and tennis together for three years. Christian's first impression of Frank was that he is nice and always willing to have a good time. Christian's favorite thing about Frank is that he is willing to go all out. For example, Frank dressed as Tony Soprano and decided it would be a good idea to cut his hair to look like Tony's. After the day, he went bald and is still in character. Christian's favorite memory of Frank is his remix of "Despasito," saying he needed a damn burrito while he had one in his hand.

Christian and Eric (aka Rick) first met at Thiel College, even though they lived five minutes away from each other and played against each other in high school multiple times. They played soccer and tennis together in college. Christian's favorite thing about Eric is how genuine he is. He's somebody to walk into your house, grab the remote from your dad, and watch whatever he wants while he kicks his feet up on the couch. He can make himself feel at home anywhere. Eric is a human dumpster. He will eat anything you put in front of him. How generous is that? Christian's favorite memory of Eric is when we were watching a boxing match and Eric was jumping up and down and flailing his hands in excitement the whole time.

Christian and Cole also played soccer and tennis together. They first met in college during preseason. Christian often camped out in his dorm room until he got Tyler as a roommate. Christian's favorite thing about Cole is that his students created an Instagram, posted pictures of his whole life, and made genuine comments (@duskeyfanpage). Jess's favorite thing about Cole is his sense of humor. This guy commented on every post by the fraternity introducing our members with roasts ending in "All Love." Christian's favorite memory of Cole is his inability to win a bull frog race. Maddie and Tyler's poor yard suffered the consequences.

Christian and Novak first met during the preseason for soccer at Thiel. They also played tennis together. Novak is a very down-to-earth person, who has a love for farming. Even though he swears by John Deer tractors, we will forgive him, and pray that he finds his way to International Harvesters. Christian's favorite thing about Novak is that he is a party animal. He is always down to drink, even when nobody else is. Christian's favorite memory of Novak is watching him try to jump through a table. It only took him six attempts.

Christian and Hunter (aka Honey Buns) met playing soccer at Thiel. They were roommates for the first semester our senior year. Christian's favorite thing about Hunter is his confidence as a short king. It is an honor to be in his presence. Christian's favorite memory with Hunter is when they moved up to college early senior year and lived their best life in the small town of Greenville. Another great memory is when we (Hunter, Jess, and Christian) would go to Hot Heads every Sunday when we were hungover.

Christian has known Michael since Michael was born. He is his little cousin, who is not so little anymore. Christian's favorite thing about Michael is that he used to accidentally always call Christian "dad." Michael has become bold in his older years. For example, he started parking in our driveway to go to school every day. He did not "ask" us until his parents said he probably should. One of Christian's favorite memories of Michael is when they were brawling in the snow at Christmas in 2022. Christian won but was suffering the consequences for days while Michael was perfectly fine.