Red headed, goes by the aliases of poofner nickner, pie, spider monkey, and wet sandwich. Wanted for pilgrim impersonation in 9 states, memorizes the entirety of the office, Dr. Phil fan club president, knows every single lyric to ice ice baby and baby got back.

She’s outstanding in her field, heely ambassador and enthusiast, 2008core influencer, sparkle or die, cabin-Spider-Man vibes, majored in PR and currently works in that field (park ranger).

Soul bond forged in the fire that is majoring in Food Science at UGA. Pizza Angel, co-creator of Swummus, was once murdered by John Wilkes Booth, specialty dance move is “the noodle” (please request at the reception).

Actual pro softball player in Germany (sick). We met playing club softball, then I followed her lead and joined spike squad and she just couldn’t shake me after that, even after moving to Germany poor thing. Bubble tea addict, fluent in at least 14 languages, don’t feed her caffeine you’ve been warned.

Met in the freshmen dorm bathroom, she had a blanket over her head and was wearing sunglasses at 11pm and doing some sort of Oompa Loompa ritual dance. Nothing has changed since. She knows more Russian than you, has probably set more things on fire than you, and is an absolute beer pong menace.

The sister I never had and the mother to my favorite nephew and niece in both human and dog forms. Talents include winking like a babydoll, being super Italian, and holds a Guinness book of world record for ripping her knee 3 times by the ripe age of 22.

Aka Caroline Poofano, has intimate knowledge of the Jimmy John’s franchise, will cry to any and every Weeknd song, once convinced thousands of Florida fans to give Georgia fans money, moved to Vegas to follow her dream of becoming an Elvis impersonator. Don’t throw sushi away or Caroline will find and eat it.

Yarbs is the wildcard friend. Gotta have her can’t predict her. Currently lives in the middle of nowhere Texas, just her and her 20 head of cattle listening to Noah Kahan and watching the pirates of the Caribbean on repeat. My most iconic quotee on the quote list, former Yerba mate ambassador, and collaging extraordinaire.

Didn’t know how to spell her last name cause she’s always Julia Olive Garden to me. Washington road trip buddy, secretly half shark, DIY guru, spends more time out of the country than home. For work she’s a power point princess and for recreation she’s also a power point princess.

If anyone objects to this wedding and takes Jacob’s spot at the altar, it’s gonna be this girl. Absolute wifey material, I believe we have proposed to eachother on at least 5 different occasions. Volleyball BEAST, basketball bestie, tennis goddess, spider eating champ, took a celebrity shot for Tiger Woods this past Masters.

Bestie since birth, voice of an angel, piano skills to rival Billy Joel, can serve a mean ice cream sandwich. Favorite memories include building at least 5 forts together, watermelon eating contests, and having the most impractical homemade Halloween costumes possible.

She’s a beach bum at heart, but instead triple majored in college like a psycho and still had time goon and be the designated trip planner. Amateur bar tender, body builder, personal chef, and travel agent. Turned down a job for NASA to pursue her dream of being Julia’s roommate.