FEATURED BOOZE

🇺🇸 Half Acre Pony Pilsner

Johnny's favorite, easy drinking smooth n' cripsy pilsner. Made right here in good ol' Chicago, Johnny used to work at this brewery and drank more of this than most humans should.

🇺🇸 Tito's Vodka

I swear to god they put advil in the recipe.

🇲🇽 Camarena® Artisanal Tequila

Dedicated to the lands where the agave grows & the wild wolves roam, the Familia Camarena has been in production since 1761 in the Arandas Highlands of Jalisco, Mexico. They say the Spirit of the Wolf is contained within every bottle. So grab that lime & pucker up cowboy. When you are good to the wolves, the wolves will be good to you.

🇨🇦 Laboott Blue® Artisanal Canadian Pilsner

The Official Sponsor of the Stanley Cup® Play Offs.

A crisp Canadian pilsner with pure Canadian hops & pure Canadian barley. With a distinct hop aroma of a men's league hockey game, it was the fans of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers who officially named it ‘Blue’ & I guess they loved it so much it just kinda stuck. Look, idk, I love hockey & this was cheap so suck it up Scotty boy.

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