Madeline Howard - Maid of Honor
I basically met Liv when I was fresh out of the womb, fresh and slimy. Liv was pretty short and then I cried because she was so scary. First time I met Jake was at Franciscan and he was in head to toe dirty denim and smelled like an armpit.
Nathaniel Hober - Best Man
Hi I’m Nate, Jakes oldest brother. I taught Jake how to pee in the woods, fake a sick day from school, and hop a neighbor’s pool fence.
Emma Howard - Bridesmaid
Yupp I'm Emma, the Emma that's her sister. In my youth I actually modeled for Olivia and all of her crocheted scarves, head bands and especially bun covers! Just remember if you ever need some hot glue and fabric barbie dresses to give me a call :) Oh and jake can dig whatever holes you may need in your yard!
Christian Hober - Groomsman
If you know Jake you know he has some of the best luck one will find in a man. I’ve seen it from the ground up. Making a game winning kickball catch off of his head with a broken arm, winning the local lottery for $50k at 7/11 at 8 years old, and becoming a state champion diver with just one big toe. And last but not least, being lucky enough to have me in his wedding. Chris Hober, nice to meet me.
Caroline Howard - Bridesmaid
liv and i have always been alike, we have the same humor, both went through a weird horse girl phase, and both can’t tolerate dairy but never have lactaid. some of my favorite memorize with liv would be the random games we played, especially when it involved singing let it flow in the bathroom full of people, those were the best. Jake and I have always gotten along, since the first time I met him I started treating him like little jake (our brother), and just a few punches later and he was basically family
Thomas Petrucci - Groomsman
You hand this man Jake a beer and an axe and he’ll have wood for the cold season with some to spare to make a wooden horse by nightfall. Known this gentleman my whole life and is the only person I know that is dedicated enough to hold his breath in a hold your breath stand off until his battery died. Dallas got some core memories to be gathered on March 11th.
Emily Grant - Bridesmaid
8ish years ago, Liv bribed me into being her friend by giving me caramels in Algebra II. Eventually, I started stopping by her locker for more caramels after class. Now we’re roommates, our fiancés share a birthday, and I’m in her wedding. So if anyones wondering, my undying friendship can be bought for like $6 worth of caramel. Jake is our unofficial third roommate and he’s okay.
Alexander Kalpakgian - Groomsman
I have known Jake since our freshman year of college. I ended up becoming his personal barber and roommate. Even though he is one of my best friends, I would still charge him for the haircut (nothing personal, just business.) I also take credit for causing many of Jake's Catan losses. Some say that Jake graduated with an accounting degree, but I say Olivia finished with two accounting degrees. (Jake will NOT be doing my taxes!) Best of luck to Jake and Olivia in marriage—I’ll stop by for some taco soup!
Angela Starre - Bridesmaid
Liv and I sat by each other at freshman orientation (which she doesn’t remember) and after that, she always wanted to be my passenger driver and the rest is history. She met Jake and we became the price tag dancing trio. I can’t wait for the celebration of my two best friends getting married!
Peter Thibault - Groomsman
Jake and I go way back to freshman year of college where our friendship was forced upon us by our two older brothers who were friends. Turns out he isn’t all that bad. I basically have Jake in my pocket because at the end of the day I am the Alpha.
Francesca Hober - Bridesmaid
My dad and Olivia’s dad met in college at Franciscan University. We were friends at the same school and managed to find brothers to marry. Now we get to share the same last name :)
Kian McCormack - Groomsman
Jake and I are both Irish. I’m the hairy kind of Irish, he’s the handsome kind of Irish. We are BOTH the drinking kind of Irish. That how our friendship started and I am sure that’s how it will end, with a beer in our hands.
Emma Birong - Bridesmaid
E - (Excited)
M - (My two best friends)
M - (Marriage)
A - (Ahhhhh!)
Yeah so this beautifully worded acronym for my name (the other Emma) Basically sums up my thoughts on Live and Jake FINALLY tying the knot. See y'all at the wedding :)
Maximilian Malinowski - Groomsman
Jake and I roomed together freshman year. Our room was the nicest, well organized, best smelling room in the whole dorm. We raised some pets in there that year. We had a fish, two ducks and a Kian. A Kian is rare species, like a cat they have multiple lives, they are always thirsty(water never does the trick), very hairy, and always getting into trouble. It was an adventure to say the least.
Marin Renard - Bridesmaid
-I met Liv when I hunted her down in the Dublin airport after stalking her on social media and forced her to be friends with me
-I have a collection of photos of her sleeping with her mouth open, just ask me and I'll be happy to share them
-When we were roommates she bought the same shampoo as me so even when I was gone she could smell me
Aidan Howard - Groomsman
I met Jake when he was just Olivia’s kind of greasy shadow, trying to grow his hair out to look like his idol Flip in some strange attempt to get her to like him. Not surprisingly as soon as he gave that up and cut it off in a beauty-and-the-beast transformation we all suddenly realized he was kind of ok. Then he grew his hair out to look like our dad again, then next thing you know he was our uncle or lived with our uncle or something idk… and now he’s our brother? It’s all very confusing and I hope we can figure out what’s going on soon