In was a lovely Friday evening during peak pandemic, May 2020. I (Jordan) was heading to Columbia Marina to have happy hour with friends and go on Brians boat. To my lucky surprise, Brians random cute friend, Ali, was already on the boat. Perfect I thought to myself - I have him trapped on a boat and Ill finally get this quiet, yet mysterious man to talk to me.


The rest is history. My plan worked and Im marrying the best guy in the world.

Alexa, play “mastermind” by Taylor Swift.