Tale as old as time

Joe and Shayna met online

Joe asked her out to a museum

Shayna ghosted him

Joe found Shayna on snapchat

They agreed to go on a date

Shayna went in for a hug

Joe tried to shake her hand

Shayna ate pretzels and beer cheese

Joe said "that's gross"

Joe tries pretzel and beer cheese

Now they know Shayna is always right

75 years later Joe proposes to Shayna

Right after he drops his phone in the waterfall

Good thing it wasn't the ring

Classic Joe never disappoints

This love story is just beginning

They can't wait for their families to toast

Or "roast" as Shayna's dad keeps saying

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