He was a boy,
He was also a boy,
Can I make it any more obvious?

Josh and Thomas met on a notoriously heterophobic app in the auspicious summer of 2018. After 2 short months, Josh declared that he hated Thomas’s dinky little apartment and they should move in together. And so they did.

Slowly the boys learned to live with one another’s many quirks. Thomas was an only child and hated doing the dishes. Josh was 1 of 6 siblings and hated people in general. The young couple faced tribulations that made their love flourish.

On the morning of their 4th anniversary, Thomas decided he wanted to trap Josh forever and forever. So, he got down on one knee in the hallway of a sleezy motel and asked the cute boy to marry him. Josh looked at Thomas all crazy and asked, “Are you fucking joking?” And Thomas affectionately replied, “I’m not joking bitch!” And then Josh cried tears of jubilance.

We are in love,
Havent you heard,
How we rock each others world 🖤