20-45 minutes, and yes of course. Please get up and use them at any point other than the “any objections” part. Please and thank you - Josiah

If you forgot, no worries! Potatoes will be provided for those who didn’t register in time! Yum, potatoes..

Do pigs fly? (They do on airplanes, so yes). - Josiah Yes, we’ll have dinner during the reception! - Athena

Nope! Neither Athena nor I drink, and there will be little children there. It’ll be dryer than the Sahara in summer. (Yes, there will be Martinelli’s).

Neither of us are good dancers. But we are gonna try our darndest.

Please, yes. The more the merrier. If we don’t hear at least one shriek or giggle during the ceremony, I mean, what’s the point of doing all this anyway. It’s like getting the third chair. Why are we doing this anyway. (Boom. Office reference).

Obviously

No! You don’t have to get anything. If you want to give us something registered for or not, we’ll appreciate whatever because it’s from you! But really you were invited because we want you there and that is enough.