Can't tell you how satisfying and disturbing it is to refer to my baby sister as a "Matron"

Friend of the groom (and the bride). She knew him first, but Walt knows him best. Call him Dozer - seriously

My big brother. I dare you to call him Kenny

Friend of the groom. It's Chico. Not sure he has ever answered to Charles and Charlie is his dad. The bride's happy he's around, but in high school.....

My little brother. The one with Grandpa Hess's hairline

Sister of the groom. And the bride's last line of defense, aka why the bride's not worried about the groomsmen